Text Messages With My Dog - Revived! The Classic Conversation Chain Between Dog And Owner Breathes New Life Into An Old Internet Meme (35 Memes)

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jan 3, 2023 5:00 PM EST

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you could chat with your dog? To know what's going on in their fuzzy little brains? Well, the Tumblr account @textfromdog does the job for you. This internet page rose to fame in the early 2000s (sorry Gen Z, only Millenials will know what we're talking about here) containing all the nostalgic OG iPhone formatting and text message bubbles. Don't you miss the good old days?

Dogs are a constant source of dopamine here at Animal Comedy, and this text message train does not disappoint. The dog's language just dumb and sassy enough to be believable, as well as the owner's (you know they say that dogs and their owners tend to be similar). The creator of this account recently revived his comedic chops and started making more content, so we're bring it right to your dog house. We threw in a couple of good old ones too for all the nostalgic feels, too. After this, though, you may be happy that your dog can't write you text messages.

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  • 01
    Terrestrial plant - Text Message Today 08:42 O It's dark and cold, and I have to go to work. Hope you enjoy spending the day in our nice warm house Hope you enjoy taking naps whenever you want in your comfy cosy bed Hope you enjoy doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS THIS SARCASM? BECAUSE I AM VERY MUCH GOING TO ENJOY DOING ALL THESE THINGS A Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog

    Oh Dog, you're so sassy. But it's part of the reason why we love you - because we know you honestly do love all of those things. You may never really learn what sarcasm is, but it's okay. You're cute and you still love us…sometimes.

  • 02
    Font - < Have you got snacks upstairs? Dog I thought I heard a bag rustling I'll come up and check O Yeah I'll just come up and watch you eat them A (i) No You were mistaken FFS Alright I HAVE got snacks but they're MINE Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 03
    Font - < You bought me another red ball Dog Now I have 2 identical red balls. Which one do I play with? I KNOW. WHICH MEANS THERE IS NO OBVIOUS REASON TO PICK ONE OVER THE OTHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. THIS IS UNBEARABLE O A They're both the same THANKS A BUNCH. YOU'VE INTRODUCED YOUR DOG TO THE PARALYSING CONCEPT OF "CHOICE" I'm going to pass out Yes (i) I was trying to do a nice thing Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog

    Content like this is why we love this account. Something as silly as the concept of "choice" being introduced to Dog and him not knowing what to do with it is the cerebral funny we love. A ridiculous situation to us, but so complicated in the mind of a dog. Sorry, Dog! We just wanted to buy you something fun to play with!

  • 04
    Font - < Oh Dog Text Message Today 10:54 I'M BARKING COMPLIMENTS AT THEM O Stop barking at every person who passes our house They do not want your compliments. They want you to leave them ALONE I'M TELLING THEM THAT ACCEPTING COMPLIMENTS IS AN ACT OF SELF-LOVE AND THEY SHOULDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO REJECT THAT i WHY ARE YOU STILL BARKING AT PEOPLE? A Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 05
    Font - YES NO NO CASH NO A Dog Text Message Today 10:33 i Wanna play FETCH? Shall I throw a stick? Shall I throw a ball? What shall I throw? Will you bring it back? Text Message
    via @textfromdog
  • 06
    Font - < Dog HUMAN. ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE Text Message Today 10:19 O OK NOW ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE IN AN A Hello there, you cute wittle doggy-doggy UNPATRONISING WAY YOU LANKY MEAT LOLLIPOP Text Message (i) 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 07
    Font - O Dog A Text Message Today 13:00 Dude, you were born a HUMAN The best thing you can do for the environment is die and come back as a dung beetle I'm going to look into getting an electric car (i) I want to reduce my carbon footprint and do more for the environment Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 08
    Font - < Oh Do you worry a lot? Dog Text Message Today 22:04 What's the future? O Yes. Mostly about the future Do dogs worry about the future? It's all the stuff that hasn't happened yet You worry about stuff that hasn't happened yet? THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD i A Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 09
    Font - < Dog Text Message Today 13:03 Why is my fur such a BORING COLOUR? Why can't I be ORANGE with cool stripes, like a tiger?? O A tiger's stripes are for camouflage. They help it blend in with the jungle What do I blend in with? A Text Message i The couch 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 10
    Font - TO EAT? TO EAT TO EAT TO WEAR In my mouth O. A Dog Text Message Today 10:58 i I bought you a little hat To wear. It's adorable Text Message To wear TO WEAR YES 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 11
    Font - < Dog All Dogs go to heaven Text Message Today 09:00 When I put my front paws together I fall on my face O You seem confident It means IT'S ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for a Dog to pray A What does that mean? IT MEANS WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP CALLING GOD TO TELL HIM WE'RE GOOD BOYS... BECAUSE HE ALREADY KNOWS i And that means... Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 12
    Font - < Pigeon Pigeon Pigeon Cloud I'm doing bird watching Tennis ball Dog O Text Message Today 16:47 A Does it go in the air? THAT'S BIRD i A cloud is not a bird WTF do you think "bird"means? Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 13
    Font - < BONKULEES YOU BOUGHT SOME BONNOCLES BADONKULARS BINNOCOLLARS BUMCOLOURS Dog Text Message Today 16:52 GOOD TRY DUDE. LET'S KEEP GUESSING O A Text Message i Binoculars 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 14
    Font - < Postman Pete Hi Pete. Did my dog give you any trouble when you delivered the post this morning? No, fellow human. Your handsome Dog was charming. I love him What did you do with Pete? This is Pete. Human Pete. The Postman. I am not tied up i UNTIE PETE YOU FURRY LITTLE CLOWN Ha. You are funny. Would you like to get together and do normal human stuff later? Like The Bowling, or ingest Pizza through our gross human mouths? Pants, amirite? We sure do wear 'em A Text Message (个
    via @textfromdog
  • 15
    Font - WHEN ARE YOU GOING BACK TO WORK? I MISCALCULATED NO ANIMAL SHOULD SPEND THIS MUCH TIME WITH A HUMAN I'VE OWNER-DOSED ОК I thought you'd be pleased to have me at home all the time OK SOUNDS GOOD TESCO A If I go back to work I could get a virus Text Message 11:25 Dog Text M And DIE 个 i
    via @textfromdog
  • 16
    Rectangle - < Dog A I AM A FOOD BOY THO I'M A VERY FOOD BOY WHO'S A FOOD BOY? GOOD boy. I meant good boy i Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 17
    Font - < Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Dog I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom. I feel so alive x O A Where did you get the cape? I PULLED THE CURTAIN RAIL DOWN. JESUS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME? WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAPE? i Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 18
    Font - < Dog WHY HAVE YOU BOUGHT FLEA SHAMPOO? Text Message Today 12:37 YOU CAN'T. I PROMISED PAUL, JOHN, RINGO AND GEORGE THAT THEY COULD STAY O THEY'RE THE FLEATLES A Er... to get rid of your fleas genius THEY WERE LIKE, "HELP. WE NEED SOME BODY" You named your fleas i Text Message 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 19
    Font - I think my collar contains a tracking device and my enemy is using it to follow me Dog Text Message Today 11:13 Round, brown, cute and furry Omg do you know what this means... O A What does your enemy look like? SOMEONE HIRED MY OWN BUTT TO KILL ME i That's your butt Text Message Yes No 个
    via @textfromdog
  • 20
    Product - <Messages Dog I want you to sign me up for animal testing It's cruel and degrading. Why would I sign you up? Because I might get super powers But I might get super powers What are the odds I'll get super powers? Details Tell me the odds Or get really sick Or grow an EXTRA EAR You don't understand odds I LIKE THOSE ODDS Zero
    via @textfromdog
  • 21
    Dog - Text Message Today 10:42 I've self published my first book on Dog Psychology Who is the GOOD BOY? TACKLING UNREALISTIC STANDARDS OF CANINE PERFECTION Don't even You are a good boy
    via @textfromdog
  • 22
    Font - Messages 08:43 Dog THIS MORNING THE POSTMAN RUBBED MY BELLY DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THAT? I might have mentioned it YOU REVEALED MY WEAKNESS TO MY GREATEST ENEMY Edit HE'S NOT YOUR ENEMY I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER I'M NOT YOUR BUTLER Classic DOG Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 23
    Font - Messages AM I GAY? AND CHAIRS YES AND LADY DOGS AND PILLOWS 06:45 Dog AND DUCKS I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs? I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD Edit Right. You're Globalsexual Classic DOG Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 24
    Font - Messages STILL HUNGRY WANT MORE BREAKFAST WHAT'S 'FAT'? 07:07 Dog You've had breakfast Edit FAT SOUNDS AWESOME. LET'S GET FAT It's what happens when you eat too much food Classic DOG You'll get fat Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 25
    Rectangle - Messages Call Dog FaceTime Message 13 Aug 2013 11:15 We need to change vets O OMFG I just asked about an INJECTION I made a SIMPLE REQUEST I just got off the phone to the vet. STOP TEXTING HER I SEE NO PROBLEM IN THAT SENTENCE Message Edit Contact > "INJECT ME WITH ADAMANTIUM SO I CAN BE THE DOG VERSION OF WOLVERINE" Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 26
    Font - Dog You should be posting texts EVERY DAY Messages PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING EVERY DAY YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY STORY STARED AT THE WALL FOR SIX HOURS THEN BARKED AT MY OWN FART Message Edit Alright Ok OKAY WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 27
    Font - Messages Call Dog (o FaceTime Message 17 Jun 2013 16:59 Want to know a DOG SECRET? Dogs ARE NOT REALLY SCARED OF HOOVERS EVER SEEN A DOG DOING ANY HOUSEWORK? Message Edit Contact > So why do you act like you ARE? Sure OMFG That's GENIUS Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 28
    Font - Messages Dog 17 Apr 2013 09.40 OMFG I can't hold it in any longer I have to tell you You accidentally fed me TWICE this morning YEP. Once when you got up, and AGAIN before you left for work BECAUSE I GOT TWO BREAKFASTS Hold what in? Message Edit THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE Why didn't you tell me? Did I? Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 29
    Font - Messages Call Message MY FRIEND SNOWY'S HERE TO PICK ME UP o Dog FaceTime WE'RE GOING INTO TOWN TO BARK AT THE PIGEONS Message Edit Contact > Pick you up? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'PICK YOU UP'? DO NOT GET IN THAT CAR Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 30
    Font - Messages Dog Message 4 Apr 2013 15:26 Dude, I accidentally smashed a lamp o I don't ALWAYS break your stuff Message Why do you ALWAYS break my stuff? Edit Remember when you PAID SOMEONE TO CUT MY BALLS OFF? Remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN? Remember when you SHREDDED MY MATRESS? I'll just buy a new lamp Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 31
    Font - Dog DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME AT WORK? Messages I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME YOUR POINTY HORNS. YOUR BLACK CAPE. YOUR COOL GADGETS YOUR AMAZING CAR. YOUR LOYAL BUTLER. YOUR SECRET CAVE Message Edit I KNOW. THE REAL YOU IS TOO BORING Nope Thanks That's Batman THAT'S BATMAN Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 32
    Rectangle - Messages Call Dog FaceTime Message 27 Mar 2013 08:10 WE HAVE A NEW POSTMAN o When I meet him I will say "Hello"... "My name is Dog" "You killed my father" "PREPARE TO DIE" Message Edit Just leave him ALONE Contact > I regret letting you watch that film Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 33
    Rectangle - Messages Call Dog (o Face Time Message 11 Dec 2012 13:47 HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE? I PULLED IT DOWN IN 15 SECONDS YOU'VE LET JESUS DOWN Message Edit Contact > Two hours Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 34
    Font - ... 02-UK Messages Call 12:01 Dog FaceTime Text Message 28 Sep 2012 11:52 THE HARRY POTTER WOMAN DID A NEW BOOK I DON'T CARE. MY BOOK WILL BE BETTER WHAT'S HERS CALLED? OMFG CALL OUR LAWYER Text Message Edit Contact > JK Rowling TEXTS FROM OWL Send
    via @textfromdog
  • 35
    Font - Messages I think I might be depressed THAT'S A BALL Dog OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT'S THIS? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE Text Message Edit Send
    via @textfromdog

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